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Geek Life Blanket

Geek Life Blanket

Geek life is like normal life but there are dragons! The perfect shirt for the geek in your life! This blanket design is perfect for a D&D night, playing Skyrim or World of Warcraft, or just hanging out with your "friends"!

You and I Just Click Blanket

You and I Just Click Blanket

The other guys just don't get it, we click. We're Instant soulmates babe. *Click* *click* Celebrate Valentines with your signifcant other and let everyone know how clickly y'all are!

Fire Flower Power Blanket

Fire Flower Power Blanket

Dig it, man. Forget stars and mushrooms, the ultimate power-up is peace among all humankind. Throw up a firey V sign and join hands with your fellow geeks, gamers, and everyone else around the world.

I Like Big Books And I Cannot Lie Blanket (Grey) Blanket

I Like Big Books And I Cannot Lie Blanket (Grey) Blanket

I like big books and I cannot lie! You other readers can't deny! Book lovers with style read in this great reading blanket!

I Like Big Books And I Cannot Lie Blanket (Blue) Blanket

I Like Big Books And I Cannot Lie Blanket (Blue) Blanket

I like big books and I cannot lie! You other readers can't deny! Book lovers with style read in this great reading blanket!

The Book Was Better Blanket

The Book Was Better Blanket

The book was better. The book is ALWAYS better. Show off your love of books and your nerdy side with this geek, book lover's, the book was better blanket!

She Wants The D Blanket

She Wants The D Blanket

If she can read music, she wants the D. Not sure who she is? We aren't either. Show off your nerdy band geek, music knowledge with this funny internet meme parody!

My Heart Belongs To A Timelord Blanket

My Heart Belongs To A Timelord Blanket

Does your heart belong to a time lord? Show off your love of that beloved BBC series, Doctor Who, with this lovely nerd inspired, tardis design! Geek out!

Fighting Evil By Moonlight Eating Lettuce By Daylight Blanket

Fighting Evil By Moonlight Eating Lettuce By Daylight Blanket

You heard that right folks, in the name of the moon, this sailor bun eats her lettuce by daylight! Show others your love for all things bun and anime puns with this kawaii sailor bun blanket!

Zoo Plankton Blanket

Zoo Plankton Blanket

If you love aquatic life or biology, this science inspired zooplankton design is for you! Keep warm with some of the most important species on the planet with this funny nerd design joke on zooplankton's name! Daydream about wandering around a plankton zoo with the way plankton drift around the ocean in this scientific design.

Call Me A Fellbeast Cause I Fell For You Blanket

Call Me A Fellbeast Cause I Fell For You Blanket

As the story goes: one valentine to rule my heart, one valentine to bind us! Won't you let me take you on a romantic flight? Maybe from Edoras to Meduseld? I promise I won't bite! ...Unless you want me to...

Supurrnatural Blanket

Supurrnatural Blanket

The Winchester boys have never looked so cuddly! Watch out though, they've got claws---although they're usually reserved for spooky baddies... like GHOST CUCUMBERS.

DracuWAAAH Blanket

DracuWAAAH Blanket

I WAAAHnt to suck your blood! WAAAHt is a man but a miserable pile of secrets? Come find me in TWAAAHnsylvania! Don't put a stake in my HWAAAHrt! Okay sorry, that one was reaching.

Tesla: Watt Is Love Blanket

Tesla: Watt Is Love Blanket

Be the biggest science nerd with this electrifying Nikola Tesla Haddaway musical parody. Watt is love? Baby don't hertz me, don't hertz me n-ohm-ore. How very punny, to mix our Tesla love with our pop songs. What is love? This design is love.

Party Never Read Forever Blanket

Party Never Read Forever Blanket

When the weekend comes around, where are you going to be? Probably not at a large house party down the street from campus that's for sure. Perhaps you're just a little bit introverted, and now it's your time to kick back after along week of class or work. Books are way cooler anyways, and your cats really know how to party it up on a friday night. Order some pizza, make some coffee, and snuggle up in bed with this cute and comfy blanket.

Drown Me In A Sea Of Coffee Blanket

Drown Me In A Sea Of Coffee Blanket

I'm not much of a morning persons, nor am I a evening person. Really all in all I'm not an any time of day kinda person. Coffee is literally a life blood, if I could pick a way to go out. Drowning in coffee really doesn't seem like the worst way to do it. If you can't get though the morning without it, this coffee blanket is perfect for you.

We Are Each Of Us A Little Universe Blanket

We Are Each Of Us A Little Universe Blanket

Neil Degrasse Tyson said it best on "Cosmos"...We are all made of star stuff, and we are each a tiny universe. Embrace how amazing that is! Sagan would be proud. For all your attempting to understand the universe and science related needs, this nerdy space blanket is perfect for you or any other nerdy folks you may happen to have and love in your life!

Metroid Snowman Blanket

Metroid Snowman Blanket

Silly Metroid, there's no life force to suck from that silly old snowman! Ah, don't look at me, I might LOOK alive, but really, I'm dead inside...

Science Squad Blanket

Science Squad Blanket

Celebrate the squad goals that is Bill Nye, Neil deGrasse Tyson, and Carl Sagan with this popular science trio design featuring the text "Science Squad" and their illustrated portraits! Show the world your science love with this design perfect as a gift for scientists, science nerds, and science teachers!

Fallen Angel In The Streets Winchester In The Streets Blanket

Fallen Angel In The Streets Winchester In The Streets Blanket

When you're traveling with the a group of Supernatural hunters things can get pretty crazy. Keep cool, calm and collected like Castiel when you hit the streets. When you meet a undoubtably attractive demon or angel throw a bit of Winchester into the sheets. If you're looking for some humorous fangirl content, this Supernatural blanket is perfect for you!

Psyche Locks Blanket

Psyche Locks Blanket

You're hiding something. Never fear though when you have Psyche Locks to keep your secrets safe. Unless you're friends are all secretly attorneys with spiky hair, you should be in the clear. Keep your otp fan fiction from your friends, if your a nerdy gamer this awesome video blanket is for you!

The Boy Who Runs With Wolves Blanket

The Boy Who Runs With Wolves Blanket

Looking for a cool Teen Wolf inspired design? Look no further! This Nogitsune Stiles inspired pattern is perfect for any fan of the show, especially any Sterek fans. The eye popping color in the forest of wolves is sure to grab some attention wherever you go! Howl in excitement now there's a Teen Wolf blanket perfect for you!

I Hope Aliens Believe In Me Blanket

I Hope Aliens Believe In Me Blanket

I hope aliens believe in me! Let the world know that you believe in aliens with this hilarious, supernatural, sci fi geek blanket design! Now go hang out around some crop circles and tell all your friends all about your extraterrestrial conspiracy theories!

A Vulcan In the Streets Blanket Blanket

A Vulcan In the Streets Blanket Blanket

A Vulcan in the streets, but a Klingon in the sheets. (Unless undergoing a case of the pon farr, in which case you can be a Vulcan in the streets as well as the sheets.) Wear this geeky chic sci-fi classic and show up in the club ready to hunt down a parmaqqay.

Get your astronomy on with this sweet and super nerdy, galaxy, outer space lover's, science geek's, trendy and hip phone case! Or if you don't care about science, that's cool too. It looks awesome either way.

I Don't Sleep I Just Dream Blanket

I Don't Sleep I Just Dream Blanket

Join the True Detective Boys Rustin Cohle and Martin Hart in their quest for the truth in the face of questionable evidence with this mind spiral design.

Stop Wars Blanket

Stop Wars Blanket

Spread Peace and save the galaxy with this funny parody Stop Wars Blanket.

Do Androids Dream Sci Fi Pattern Blanket

Do Androids Dream Sci Fi Pattern Blanket

This blade runner blanket is perfect for all those who love replicants, neo noir sci fi classic films and harrison ford of course. Featuring owls, the tyrell corp logo, deckards gun, and the infamous void kompf tortoise, this blade runner merch is perfect for fans of geek decor, nerdy decor, sci fi blanket and sci fi merch.

Do Androids Dream Sci Fi Pattern Blanket

Do Androids Dream Sci Fi Pattern Blanket

This blade runner blanket is perfect for all those who love replicants, neo noir sci fi classic films and harrison ford of course. Featuring owls, the tyrell corp logo, deckards gun, and the infamous void kompf tortoise, this blade runner merch is perfect for fans of geek decor, nerdy decor, sci fi tote bags and sci fi merch.

Play Video Games And Be Happy Blanket

Play Video Games And Be Happy Blanket

The formula to happiness isn't as difficult as people make it out to be. You know what it is dear friend and that's playing video games! Cuddle up under a blanket, maybe with your pet cat or dog, something awesome to snack on, and maybe even a friend, then let the good times happen. If you're a geek looking to some apparel to add to your wardrobe this cute gamer blanket is perfect for you!

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